Vanilla Custard Cream Squares: The No-Bake Dessert That Tastes Like a Cloud


 


The magic is in how these simple ingredients come together.

For the Buttery Base:

  • 2 cups (200g) graham cracker crumbs or digestive biscuit crumbs

  • 1/2 cup (115g) unsalted butter, melted

  • 2 tablespoons granulated sugar

For the Velvety Vanilla Custard Layer:

  • 1 (14 oz) can of sweetened condensed milk (the key to richness and sweetness)

  • 1 (8 oz) package of full-fat cream cheese, softened to room temperature

  • 1 (3.4 oz) box of instant vanilla pudding mix

  • 1 cup (240ml) cold whole milk

  • 1 tablespoon pure vanilla extract or vanilla bean paste

  • 1 (8 oz) container of frozen whipped topping (like Cool Whip), thawed - or an equal amount of freshly whipped cream

For the Optional Garnish:

  • A dusting of cocoa powder, a drizzle of melted white chocolate, or fresh berries.


Crafting Your No-Bake Masterpiece: A Foolproof Step-by-Step Guide

(Read through all steps before beginning for the best results!)

Step 1: Create the Foundation
In a medium bowl, combine the graham cracker crumbs, melted butter, and sugar. Mix until the texture resembles wet sand. Press this mixture firmly and evenly into the bottom of a 9x9 inch or 9x13 inch baking dish (a 9x13 will yield thinner squares). Use the bottom of a flat glass or measuring cup to get a compact, level base.

Step 2: The First Chill
Place the pan in the refrigerator to set while you prepare the luxurious custard filling. This prevents the base from getting soggy.

Step 3: Build the Creamy Custard Filling

  1. In a large bowl, using an electric mixer, beat the softened cream cheese until it is completely smooth and lump-free. This is the most critical step for a silky texture!

  2. Gradually beat in the sweetened condensed milk until the mixture is well combined and creamy.

  3. Switch to a whisk. Add the instant pudding mix, cold milk, and vanilla extract. Whisk vigorously for about 2 minutes. It will start to thicken considerably.

  4. Using a spatula, gently fold in the thawed whipped topping until no white streaks remain. Be gentle to keep the filling light and airy.

Step 4: Assemble and Set
Remove the pan from the refrigerator. Pour the creamy custard filling over the prepared crust and spread it evenly with a spatula.

Step 5: The Final Chill
Cover the pan with plastic wrap and refrigerate for at least 4 hours, but ideally overnight. This patience is non-negotiable—it allows the flavors to meld and the custard to set perfectly for clean, beautiful squares.


Pro-Tips for Flawless Vanilla Custard Cream Squares

  • Room Temperature is Key: Ensure your cream cheese is truly soft. Cold cream cheese will leave lumps in your filling no matter how long you mix it.

  • Don't Over-whip: When folding in the whipped topping, mix just until combined. Overmixing can deflate the air, making the filling dense.

  • The Clean Slice: For picture-perfect squares, dip a sharp knife in hot water and wipe it dry before making each cut.

  • Flavor Twists: The vanilla base is a perfect canvas! For a lemon version, use lemon pudding mix and add a teaspoon of lemon zest. For chocolate, use chocolate pudding mix and add a layer of chocolate shavings on top.