Let's talk about a snack so dangerously simple, so wildly addictive, that it might just redefine what you think is possible with a box of crackers and five minutes. This isn't baking—it's culinary alchemy. Everything Bagel Bits transform humble, buttery crackers into a savory, crunchy, umami-bomb snack that will have everyone hovering around the bowl, asking, "What is this?" They're the perfect love letter to the iconic everything bagel, in a one-bite, no-dough-required form. Consider this your secret weapon for every gathering from here on out.
Your Tiny, Mighty Ingredient List
The magic is in the transformative power of the seasoning. That's the star.
1 sleeve (about 35-40) Club Crackers or buttery round crackers
The canvas. Their perfect square shape and rich, flaky texture are ideal.
½ cup (1 stick / 115g) unsalted butter
The glue and flavor carrier.
¼ cup + 2 tablespoons Everything Bagel Seasoning
The heart and soul. You can use store-bought or make your own mix of sesame seeds, poppy seeds, dried garlic, dried onion, and salt.
2 tablespoons grated Parmesan cheese (optional, but highly recommended)
The salty, savory depth charge.
That's it. Four pantry staples. One life-changing snack.
The Foolproof 5-Minute Method
