Wife Calls A Husband.



"Excuse me?"


W-"My darling, this is me. Have you gone to the club?"

"Yes," H replied.

"Excellent!" said W. Two blocks away from where you are, I am at the mall. Just now, I laid eyes on a stunning mink coat. It is breathtakingly beautiful! Is it available for purchase?

"How much is it?" H asked.

W-"Just $1,500.00."

H - "Alright, I guess you can get it if you're really into it that much..."


W - "Oh, and I went to the Mercedes showroom and checked over the 2001 models, too. One of them caught my eye. After chatting with the salesperson, I got a fantastic deal...and since we had to trade in the BMW we purchased a year ago...